I’m all the way in on this one. Hoping for the best, prepared for the worst, but, still, shut up and take my money.

His early up-close magic stuff was pretty great, but once he transitioned into feats of endurance, I lost interest. 

and spent her years in the shorts-wearing ersatz Indiana Jones trenches

What was it–10 years ago

“What if Jeff Bridges killed Tony Stark?,” “What if Steve Rogers hadn’t been given the super soldier serum?,” “What if Thor’s eyebrows hadn’t been dyed?,” “What if Age Of Ultron had been good?,” “What if Marvel hadn’t waited over a decade to do a female-led movie?,” and other stuff like that.

In case anyone wants to watch this in an aspect ratio that doesn’t crop out 60% of the image . . .

That would be the perfect opportunity to do something like that, since the general public doesn’t know a single thing about The Eternals and so Marvel can do whatever it wants with the movie without having to adhere to an important comic book canon.

Y’all, angst is not a verb.

but also learned that boys would be paying for the taxes owed on their RV.

a female-centered spin-off written by is also rumored to be in development.

I promise I’m no Bernie Bro, I PROMISE, but, jesus, I don’t know that I’d call 28-year veteran of the US Congress and historically prominent primary challenger Bernie Sanders a flash in the pan.

Nah, I’m good. Thanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giallo

*honestly

I came here to say “Is Skarsgård really more of a keyboard challenge than Timothée” but it turns out that, yes, yes it is.

Hi.

Bullshit clickbait headlines that are on “our side” are still bullshit clickbait headlines.

Sounds like you’re terrible at your job.

Keeso’s too tall, but so was Jackman, so . . . ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Atwood herself credits attributes the 1985 novel’s modern success with to the rise of the Trump presidency and what many deem to be an regressive, anti-women agenda