Honey, come watch my episode of Say Yes to the Dress with me. I’ve got a seat all set up for you....

INT: Courtroom
VOICEOVER: She did it as a governor. She did it on the campaign trail. Now she does it as a judge. She’s Sarah Palin, and it’s time once again for her to...

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down, you know she’s right.”

He’s Steph when Andi rejected him. Lashing out b/c he can’t have her. (And I really hope people get this reference.)

She has never appeared in anything that didn’t make me want to set my own ears on fire. And now she’s ruined my NKOTB memories.

Everything was bound to come out in the wash.

So you’re really gonna pretend Kim brings just as much to the table than a woman like Pink? Or Beyonce? Or Gaga? Or any other smart, talented female?

But you know what? If you live in a house where the guns are behind locks and keys, they aren’t put together, and never fucking left loaded except in immediate use, especially next to a child, you probably won’t get killed.

I donno about embracing KK as some feminist ally. I think it’s okay for women to (thoughtfully) critique her use of nudity and sexuality - her ‘brand’ and wealth are very dependent on promoting super narrow standards of beauty, which are tied with having tons of money, opulence, being sexually available to powerful…

What Pink meant, you need to have more to yourself than just a body.

Ludicrous agrees ;)

No, seriously. Get the fuck out with your anti-vaxxing nonsense. These two should be dumped into an underground prison for the rest of their miserable lives

So even Kanye uses The Pirate’s Bay. I guess you could say...

I assume one celebrates confederate heritage by having one's neighbor from the north side of the street come over and kick one's ass and then burn one's house down, and then one tells maudlin tales to the younger generations, romanticizing the event as a fight for state's rights.

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What do women actually do now? Work full time and still do twice as much housework as men, on average:

So another poster said we don’t really say “eh,” but it’s more.... “Thanks” and “eh” are not really compatible. “Eh” is seeking the other person’s approval for something you think is probably true or relevant, but that you don’t necessarily want to be completely responsible for in the conversation. If you’re thanking…

But what if someone enters the country and then turns gay? I mean, what if they enter the country and love America so much that they become gay for America? America is just like the greatest man you’ve ever met. He likes guns and war and bald eagles. What’s more manly than those? Have you even seen how girly Canada…