msharrypotter
MsHarryPotter
msharrypotter

She’s calculated and clever, I’ll give her that. But just like any other time she brought “awareness” to some vaguely alluded to issue it’s been in a controlled public arena where she feels she can gain sympathy and thus momentum for herself. (Harry Styles dig, Nikki Twitter squabble (though admittedly she did concede

I hope it turns out that Ron and Hermione had a rough custody battle and now Ron lives in a shit neighborhood and has a drinking problem.

Jia, after this and the MoonJuice lady, can you make this a regular feature pls.

They’re like Kegels for your brain.

I don’t know. If I wanted some fake experience where I got to pretend to know Taylor Swift and have some pre-recorded generic interaction with her for her own material benefit couldn’t I just date her?

No, it’s not irrational and you’re instilling good values in your kids. You’re teaching your kids to value and respect other people’s time. People can spin it any way they like, cultural, personal, personality differences, but at the end of the day, if you’re late that generally leaves someone else waiting, and that

Seriously, GOP, get your shit together. This joke has gone on long enough. You’re supposed to be the adult here.

When I started randomly singing “Cool Rider” and my then-boyfriend/now-husband started singing along, I knew it was meant to be.

Probably doesn’t lick her own rectum either, plus I bet she’d turn her nose up at a nice crunchy live mouse.

Just saying, would buy if it has good base.

I’m surprised that toplessness is against the law in San Francisco. That being said, if these women didn’t want to be detained, they should have stuck to something more peaceful than taking their shirts off. You know, something like arming themselves, occupying a federal building, and saying that they will use force

I feel kind of bad admitting this, but when I see plus-size modeling campaigns I feel kind of bitter and sad for one reason: almost every plus-size model I can think of from a major campaign has a flat/nearly-flat stomach (or is at least photoshopped to look like they have one). So I’m torn between trying to be happy