But...Bengazi! Emails! Pizzagate!

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

Being LIKE a smart person is not the same thing as being a smart person.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

BUT... EMAILS

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!

But Obama golfed!

It’s time for Chachi’s garage band to suit up!!

Look, IDGAF what Trump chooses to do in his “spare time”. Yes, absolutely Presidents have a right to leisure activities. However, producing a TV show is a job, not a leisure activity. Not only is it a job, it’s a job that creates a DIRECT CONFLICT OF INTEREST with NBC. Any and all reporting done by NBC, affiliates,…

I would love to see their campaign’s emails. And Pence’s emails, too. I refuse to take off my tin foil hat and give up my theory that there are skeletons in all those closets that can’t even be imagined and that their superiority complexes would make them feel safe emailing about them.

Remember when President Obama played golf on occasion and took family trips at Christmas and in the summers, and everyone took it super well because everyone knows the President has lots of spare time? Me either.

This fuckhead is still pushing the narrative that Obama took more vacation than any other president when we know that’s patently false and freakin’ Camerota agreed with her! You don’t have to worry about the right wingers who agree with the nonsense, it’s the presumably left wing folks who fall for it too.

Really! The total (and not really legal) obstruction of Merritt Garland’s appointment to the Supreme Court should serve as a template for all civic-minded politicians and government employees on how to deal with demands from Trump and his horrible minions.

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

Perhaps when we humans kill ourselves off, a better species will take over. My money is on penguins

She represents everything that is wrong with modern feminism.

I think Whoopi just reached that point in life (either in age or wealth or priorities) where she has zero fucks to give. She only cares about what she wants and could care less about the rest.

And honestly, as Dan Savage pointed out, any credit for these tots having an ounce of rationality should go to the domestic work that raised them.

I don’t get why people want so badly to think Trump’s kids are decent people. They’ve done nothing to deserve the benefit of the doubt people give them.

Ivanka is going to go so far that even Donatella Versace is going to go, “slow down girl, leave some of that original face.”