Now, if Trump could just fire himself for spreading the Obama wasn’t born here fakery we’d be getting somewhere. That’s still the fakest of all the fake news.

Now, if only Donald Trump would fire Donald Trump for being a terrible candidate and having no ability to manage anything.

Lol, what a comical fucking mixup that was.

This, oddly, was the thing to take the shine off my day (it had to be something, in The Age of Drumpf.) I used to work in a pizza shop as a teenager. It was a terrible job, where I had to deal with gross soccer dads hitting on me, a super serious assistant manager trying to make “the bigs” as a full manager, cheap…

Oh, goody, another man who doesn’t understand that consent to one act (in this case, a feigned rape) equals consent to another (in this case, butter as lube). Save the surprises and forced method acting for a time when your actress has her clothes on.

That’s also what I read. That they told her about the addition right before the scene was filmed, and she was put on the spot, as a young actress just starting her carrier, whether she would go along with it, or “be difficult” and refuse.

Not defending him because he is garbage but the rape was simulated. No butter entered anyone.

As far as I understand things, it was a “simulated” rape (whatever the hell that is). So the butter would have been smeared over whatever separated their genitals.

“Oh shit! People are mad, I better walk this back. So even though I specified that Brando and I deliberately nonconsensually assaulted an actress just so I could film a real human’s sexual humiliation instead of a character’s sexual humiliation . . . let’s make this about condiments.”

“We have a Senate that has refused to act on a Supreme Court vacancy”

Are we not counting “receives emoluments from foreign governments” as a Constitutional crisis? That’s not even an amendment, that’s right there in the job description.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we’re already having a Constitutional crisis. We have a Senate that has refused to act on a Supreme Court vacancy, we have a president-elect who may or may not have won the election fair-and-square, but most definitely lost the popular vote by at least 2.5 million votes, and…

We know it’s not rigged, and that this is mostly posturing with a side of honestly-wanting-voting-to-be-transparent. We just like when someone gets under Trump’s skin, which this clearly is. If Jill is the one to do it, so be it.

“These people believe this country is a democracy. It’s not,” Carreras, the dapper Wall Streeter and failed politician, said, referring to the Green Party and its allies. “It’s a constitutional republic.”

And contradict himself all over the place. His lawyers specifically said in their attempt to block that there was no evidence of voter fraud anywhere.

Not to defend Stein, but just to be objective you could make this argument for those who left the tops of their tickets blank, or those who stayed home, or those who voted for Trump, all of which represent larger groups than Stein voters.

The only good thing to come of Jill Stein’s inanity is that she continues to push Donald Trump to rail against the election process and continue to prove how unhinged he is.

“How come you aren’t writing down anything that I’m saying?” he asked 

And I will never get over this.

Enjoy the (relatively) good vibes you are receiving now, Jill. On January 21, 2017 you will return to being a shitty footnote to this shitty election.