Her plastic surgeon did not do right by her.

Um, Mr. Robertson....

You heard it post-menopausal women and couples who can’t conceive. No sexy times for you, because if you aren’t making the babies, aint no reason why you need to be doing those things. Stop with the unnatural stuff, pronto.

Human activities that are not “natural” and Robertson should ALSO be against:
Living in houses, electricity, A/C, eyeglasses, surgery, pills, polyester blend clothing, buying food that was grown thousands of miles away, television, electronic fund transfers to scam artists like Robertson, computers, the internet.

Human activities which are natural, yet do not result in conception:

Pat, you may not know this but there are a ton of heterosexual people out there that like anal sex too, and some of them even consider themselves Christians.

When I was a little sophomore college theatre student, even though my focus was tech and design, it was a requirement to take an introductory directing class. Our prof was awesome and engaging, making the subject actually enjoyable. One day another student jokingly said, “Prof, will you have my babies?” Without…

From now on, you should precede every mention of Pat Robertson’s name with the words, “blood diamond billionaire.”

Pretty sure that's the case history my GI wrote about me.

Pat Robertson: “It is unnatural, I’m sorry.”

Pat needs to worry less about allegedly vile things going into other people’s mouths and worry more about the vile things coming out of his mouth.

This is the same guy that claimed covens of internet witches would curse your fetus if you posted ultrasounds to social media soo...logic is not his strong suit.

I’m already looking forward to the auto tuned remix of Pat Robertson saying “anal intercourse”

Pat needs to read the book “The Omen IV: Armageddon 2000”. It features a woman giving rectal birth to Damien’s spawn “the abomination”. Awesome!

I was openly bi in my Southern frat in the aughts and those straight dudes had a real fascination with gay sex, yeah I slept with a few of course, but they all were just very concerned about the details of how it worked.

Show me, Pat Robutson, that every time you have had sex (ew) that it was for procreation...

So, you’re saying that we shouldn’t trust an all-natural product called I Can’t Believe It’s Not Meth?

This is an outrage! Think of the potential for abuse. Why, a person could go to her local grocery store, purchase one of these so-called dietary supplements for a low price right over the counter (especially one that happened to be quick-acting and short-lived), write a 4-6 page article critique paper, and then go to…