So which parent was perusing pornos of sexed-up versions of children? Otherwise, how did they find out about it?

Earlier this year we took a decision to allow an adult film, subject to certain conditions, to be filmed on the railway,” said Dean Walton, the Epping Ongar business manager, in a statement. “We are sorry that our decision may have caused offense. It is clear that this decision was an error of judgement.”

Just imagine someone frantically sanitizing every surface in their home which may once have come into contact with bare porn-star buttocks...and having to watch and re-watch the film to make sure they'd gotten them all.

Just burn it all to be safe

Wait, kids get damaged if they’re in a place where people previously had sex? Be right back, gotta chase the kids of the couch, and the bed, and the bath, aw damn, gotta buy a whole new house. But then someone else probably had sex there too. Is there nowhere that's safe for the children?

Is this appropriate?

I masturbated in the bathroom of the Durango/Silverton train once when I was like, 14. I just thought I would put that out there in case anyone was planning to take their kids on a historic train ride and would find that traumatic.

The lolz come from the fact that, in order to be privy to this information, the mums and dads needed to be familiar with the latest offerings from Brazzers. You’d think they’d be embarrassed to admit it.

are unable to reconcile the fact that their children [which come right from peoples’ genitals] will be merrily hunting for eggs (which come, I must remind you, right from a chicken’s genitals)

I’m right there with you! Fight the good fight!

That’s not even #FirstWorldProblems.

I’m of the belief that sharing too much would rob my kid the chance to establish her own online identity one day.

Facebook has a startling amount of information.

Does anyone else not think babies are cute? Is it just me? All I see are tiny plump old men, but not in an adorable way. I’m completely unmoved by baby photos.

New Nana here, g-son is 10 weeks old and lives in another state. I am ALL about this and am going to send the information to his mother, the woman I used to call my daughter but now call my grandchild’s mother. (I’m joking) (mostly).

This is actually a great idea. I know some parents who aren't comfortable sharing baby photos with everyone (and worry about cutoff family members getting a hold of photos) so this is a more secure way to share pictures of their kids.

It’s funny how quickly you stop giving a fuck whether your friends like seeing baby pics or not once you have one of your own. The defriend button is right over there, B. Have at it.

Also, I fully endorse Facebook Scrapbooks if they only include photos of baby elephants.

I will take a dog and cat scrapbook, please and thank you.