Well, after a while you wouldn't mind, because you'd be insane. So there's that.

Needs this...

"Mrs. Parker, I am bringing you in to discuss your daughter's illness."

So, I had seen that first story, but timing prevented me from writing about it. The second, though...holy shit.

That billboard is missing a flame-cuffed bowling shirt clad Guy Fieri slinging some donkey sauce screaming "I'm mining for food in Flavortown River!"

Okay, I take it back - the people who don't believe in tipping under any circumstance are not the worst restaurant patrons in the world.

Thank you. Suddenly is 1967 and I am 24 years old. Good times!

Sorry for the off topicness of this, and not sure if the C.A. in your name means you're in California, but there's been some pretty big (but horrible) restaurant related news lately, that I'm surprised to not have seen here on Kitchenette, unless it's being covered on another blog.

Get over yourself, Teakwood. My wife wouldn't even want a quickie on the island counter.

It's not even a nice looking kitchen.

So then I was the only one squicked out by her segment on Shark Tank?

Stealing children is still wrong, correct?

"I used to watch Scrubs after school every day."

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

Part of me really wants to know what "football his face" means. Punt? Kick? Extra Point? So many options really.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.