Okay, but will you link me to that? I wanna read it!

Ditto on that.

How kind!

That woulda been the minority opinion, but I agree!

That is awesome. You rock!

If by "didn't make that clear," you mean, "omitted it entirely," then yes.

When I was in grad school, my roommate moved out on me with no notice and, I discovered, after having planned it herself for some time, so the no notice was a major dick move. I was freaked over money. After she moved out, I discovered she'd taken the shoebox full of notecard/flashcards I'd been creating for my entire…

The kitchen table. D:

This is not quite what was asked for but it's the only cheating story I have:

It was 2010, I was 24, and still had terrible taste in men. I was dating a dreadlocked musician that had hardly any of the qualities I would look for in a husband, yet the few that he did have kept me around. We were living together in Austin and I thought it was going great. After a miscarriage that I went through we…

My son's father cheated on me with a trans woman he met on craigslist. I was a week away for my due date and she contacted me on Facebook. I guess she had asked him if he was single and he said yes. She found him on Facebook and sure enough found out he was in a relationship. She sent me dick pics he sent her and…

We had been in a long distance relationship in which I had been faithful and was assured the same of him. We met up once or twice a month so it's not like we never got to fuck.

My (now Ex) Husband and I had been married all of 9 months when I found out he was cheating on me. To make a long ass story shorter:

From my boss.

The way I found out, in and of itself, wasn't the bad part. He was acting weird, distant, and I snooped in his phone hoping to find an exchange with a friend saying what the hell the problem was. To find sexts with another woman was genuinely shocking - this was the last guy I'd have suspected of cheating, of…

He'd just come back from a Boy Scout camp (he was a troop leader? I think that's what they're called in English) and as soon as I kissed him hello, he said, "We need to talk." I felt the familiar pang of doom in my belly. I'd been cooking all afternoon for him, but then I could hardly eat. About 11:30 pm we go…

this is the story of how I got my name - and how my mother discovered my father was cheating on her (all names have been changed to protect the innocent): when I was born the doctor asked my mother what she was going to name me and even though she already had a named picked out, she blurted out the name of the…

Oh Lord, this was back in high school so MySpace was the "it" social network. I had a feeling (cause my intuition was always on fucking point) that some hoodrat, who we shall refer to as DogFace from here on out (super creative with the mean names back in high school), was messing with mah man. DogFace's MySpace was…

I was abroad and my boyfriend at the time was staying the holidays with my family. He was an exchange student at my university. He couldn't go home so he asked to stay with my family even though I was in another country. Just before this time was our university's Halloween party. It's a huge huge event. All night this…

Dad should've let thesporkgirl bring that walking stick home from the hike. I'm the father of an 8-year-old boy and we've got a large pile of sticks in the garage, each lovingly collected from the woods here or there and each serving briefly as a walking stick or wizard staff or laser gun. Let your child keep the damn…