A long, long time avo my baby died.in utero. Your excellent piece of writing made me cry, yet feel at peace with letting the hospital cremate her. After 32 years, I finally know what happened to her and I am at peace with it. Thank you for thus.

My god that was stunning writing - pure and evocative and heart wrenching.

this was excellent, harrowing, sad, and fascinating all at the same time- each little bit of it, from your experiences to the history to the description of mike and the security guard. thank you.

Yeah, uh, don't call people whores, please. Thanks.

@KatCallahan, @stopbeingterribleandillstopbeingmean: I just want to say how happy it makes me when this type of conversation actually goes where it's supposed to and everybody ends up understanding each other and the situation a little better. It seems like a complete fucking miracle every time.

"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

I'll have you know that my special, spirited, above-average, intuitive , Indigo child, CaydenAydenRaydenLeigh, would be appalled if expected to shit organic kale puree poop into any but the most fashion-forward diaper couture.

Will she make this kind of bet again?

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

I absolutely lost it at, "I believe the Italians call that fellatio!"

Um, the Met Gala seems like it will be handled with respect. Like please stop.

When my son was two, he received a dinner garnished with two pickle slices, and cried out, "But I don't WANT puke-cumbers!" Two-year-olds are great.

That is so fucking gross.

My girlfriend's 4 year old says umbrella with a C at the front. Also, has not been corrected due to hilarity.

I love seeing that attendance is going down. His bullshit ravings have nothing remotely to do with Christianity. I hope all the staff getting cut because of Driscoll's insanity have luck finding work somewhere else.

I've created a helpful chart for Walter.

Yes to the green dress.

I'M ALLERGIC TO CRUNCHY.

That crunchy allergy. I just... how do you even arrive at that conclusion in your life? And is crispy just a light crunch?