I believe it. The idea that kids are not capable of doing awesome, complex things was invented by helicopter parents and the media.

Spring forward never used to bother me, because I'd just sleep as late as I wanted on the Sunday morning it happened.

ancient black magic

Yeah, but you're just paying back the hour you took in the spring. Or are you temporally insolvent? Have you been lending time to dodgy recipients using inscrutably complex instruments, dangerously leveraging the lubricating institutions in the Time Industry, leading to a catostrophic systemic collapse of the fourth…

I was just wondering if we'd see a similar campaign about menstruation, with the same "If I could, I would" tagline. My answer's the same in either case: Well, you can't, so kindly run a load of whites and put away the clean stuff in the dishwasher while I experience womanhood in all its glory.

I don't see how it isn't a medical issue for the mother. Stopping breast feeding cold turkey puts the mother at risk for clogged milk ducts which can rapidly become mastitis, a pretty debilitating infection of the milk ducts. Imagine the worst flu you ever had, plus excruciating pain in your breast.

Yeah, we just had some empathy for a mother of a newborn who is in jail for only a week.

Who even says they had to store it? At minimum, let her pump and dump since not allowing her to pump at all greatly inhibits her chances to breastfeed after she gets out.

Having the orchestra play "Pure Imagination" from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" as her outro did nothing to help me regain my composure after that speech. "Hold your breath, make a wish, count to three...." Combined with the last line of her speech... I mean, Come ON!

Next on his vendetta list—The Onion! Did you know most of their stories aren't even TRUE?!

At first it was like this

"There's nothing inherently wrong with Bennet's ambition."

I found a hidden dick in Garden State...

"Someone you like has boring hair!"

Mostly being in a UK-based media pen doesn't bother me. And then I try to watch things like this and WHY DO YOU THWART ME COMEDY CENTRAL WHYYYYY?

Oops.

...and CUE the racist urban legends about La-a and Eczema. http://www.snopes.com/racial/languag…

Do people actually have sex on demand no matter what? That seems harder to imagine.

Totally with you on the 'levels of conviction for rape are terrible' point though.