Pre-computer. Party line. I wasn't looking to meet anyone, and only there to be goofy. I made fun of his name, and his job. I made fun of his cat's name. Somehow he saw something good in the horrible human being I clearly was, we became friends, and eventually I figured out he was the best human being that I knew.

God I miss JNCO's. That's been my rallying cry during this whole 90's fashion revival: wake me up when they bring back JNCO's (or Levi 55s/60s).

Oh, well done.

In July of 2012, I was enjoying my summer vacation (I'm a teacher) and was scouring the Internet for ways to indulge my healthy obsession with "The Hunger Games" book series. One evening, I stumbled upon a HG podcast and listened as voices chatted and joked about casting rumors for the second film, "Catching Fire." As…

That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life

My guy snores on his side and stomach as well. We figured out if he lays off of the alcohol, it reduces the snoring markedly.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

Damn your friend! Damn her to hell! I feel like I'd be caught staring at Branson like the creep-o that I am.

Sherlock is so boring. SO BORING.

It's so cute I can even get past the fact that her parents thought it was a good idea to name her "Kayden."

Really? I got the sense it was implying Benedict Cumberbatch should do something or say something about how bad his ancestors were.

On a sorta related note, my hubby and I were in Ikea on Friday and we saw this toy kitchen:

Also: I didn't know much about Bruno Mars before this, and halftime was right around the time the brownies started kicking in, so I spent the entire performance clutching my chest and yelling "I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HIM. HE IS DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB. THIS IS GREAT." while the bar's security guy rocked out beside me.

I can watch this gif over, and over and over again. OH MY GOD THE CUTENESS!! I am all for puppy exploitation. I really wanted to watch that puppy bowl but it was on while I was driving home from a ski trip. :'(

Awww, who could resist corgi pups?!?

PLUS, there was a terrific set of corgis (probably these guys) on Too Cute before that. Good grief, those are adorable dogs.

ME! I'm with you. I could watch that corgi gif all day. Such speed with those stubby little legs!

I like how that second puppy just crashes into the first puppy and takes the lead.

Yeah I feel terrible that my mind immediately went there. So sad though, he was so talented. What a waste.