OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT BUNNY TOO. 'Cept her name is Becky the Bunny and she's a professional waterbed surfer.

SHE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE!!!

Hey kids, definitely actually do hand your dating parents condoms!

Meet my first doll ever, now 46 years old. Behind her is my daughter's first doll (saving for when daughter is older—she's in her teens now and could care less).

Bunsa-Bunsa is adorable and rocks the hell out of that jumpsuit!

I always got a little more defensive about it than that.
That conversation went "Yes. I am in my mid-twenties. Yes I still sleep with my teddy bear. You can accept this or not."

I probably didn't need to be so aggressive. My SO is snoozing with Honey Bear right now.

How's that crow pie with sour grapes tasting?

I'm just happy no one wrote "discusting"

Me too. Or when I see him shuffle to the bathroom in the morning. I still get the butterfly in my stomach feelings, and we are not considered in our "prime" anymore. Doesn't matter. 10 years later and I still go unf when I see him climb into bed with me.

My boyfriend is no movie star either, but I can't keep my hands off him - even if he's got a gut and back hair. Being in love is awesome like that, right?

Been with mine almost 17 years and he calls himself "FAT" (whaaaatever he's smoking hot) when he takes off a button up shirt I am 3/4 of the way there. It's like free, live porn for me.

Gaaah. My eyes just got a little glassy reading your comment. You both seem lucky to me. :)

Wait, why is sending cock shots not on this list? HAVE I BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG????

Oh, cool! Is there one for Jezebel, too?

Where do the nipple hairs come from and how do they go from being nonexistent to one inch long seemingly overnight? Scientists, we need answers!!

I'd just as soon walk on my own lips than delight in someone else's misfortune, however, regarding the Biebs...

I love everything about this collection yet there's nothing about your comment I don't agree with. I also love the shade GFY throws at Marchesa. No way in hell would they get the coverage and stars they do if it weren't for the Weinstein connection.

I see politeness as a way to make the world suck a little less. If someone is rude and abrasive to me, I feel worse. If someone is genuinely polite and considerate, I feel better. When I'm out, I try to do standardly polite things like say please and excuse me and hold doors for people because I know those things make…