Ok,just to be fair, the "high-capacity" gun is a .22, which, while it can cause serious damage at very close range (i.e., shooting yourself in the foot or playing russian roulette), is, as they said, not much good for anything other than pest control. It's like the training bra of guns.

Here is an actual FB post of mine from a few months ago—

My husband watched that clip at some point through the year and overheard me watching it right now....and much like last time, it made him Very Angry. "WHY would you eat Grape Nuts off the floor?!! He explained it like it was the most normal thing in the world!! To eat RANDOM FOOD OFF THE FLOOR."

The journalists laughing at Ryan Lochte is the one that gets me every time. Because you know that woman is a total pro 99.9 percent of the time, and just COULD NOT.

Just because the drug might enable perfect pitch, it doesn't enable a nice voice.

Theaters should just replace Anchorman 2 with this video.

If one is going to call an increase in the reporting of sexual assault an encouraging statistic, then perhaps one should write more 1 sentence explaining it. This deserves at LEAST a paragraph explaining what the statistic could mean.

Welcome to Jezebel.

So it's fine for beyonce to contribute to the male gaze because you like her but miley cyrus is not doing it right?

That showdown between Papa Pope and Fitz last night was EVERYTHING. I just fell out. Joe Morton is the man. Period.

SERIOUSLY NO MORSE CODE WTF BEYONCE

They heard about them. What they heard is that condoms make it harder to keep a boy. And the boys have heard about how condoms keep you from feeling anything during sex. And sex for teens is all about the gratification.

Great piece, Tracie. More of this, please, Jez!

Relevant:

This one will come in handy on fb:

The forums on Ravelry.com, a sort of social networking site for knitters/crocheters, has a variety of button options on its forums, which are some of the best-designed I've ever encountered. There's "agree," "disagree," "funny," "educational," "interesting," and "love." I don't think FB would necessarily be better if…

Everytime I see a white person with dreads

Can we go back in time and replace Underwood and Moyer with these two?

I kind of dig her honestly on this. Usually, when people talk about pregnancy, they pull out a million cliches.

Zofran is your friend, Kelly.