You libtards say there’s no liberal bias, well then how come they let Obama go on TV and pick his brackets, but funny I don’t recall them letting Trump do it? He went 63-0 too. #facts

We found love in a ropeless place.

Confession: I still kinda bear a grudge against the guy who acted like he’d never met me through at least 4 introductions.

I think about this when I worry that I’ve worn the same outfit too many times within a short time span at work. I try and remember anyone else’s outfit for the past week and can’t.

Here’s a tip that’s served me well: Try to think of any instance of another person saying/doing something embarrassing in a social situation that’s stuck with you. You basically can’t! Now can anyone remember what you did? Almost certainly not!

Please stop using the word “theory”. You mean hypothesis, an unproven predicted outcome. Scientific theories are tested and confirmed by the peer revision process in the scientific community. Scientific theories are explanations of observable facts. You are simply referring to an unproven hypothesis.

Yeah, Hahneman (the founder of homeopathy) was all about the “Vital Force” suffusing all living things. It’s this “force” he was apparently capturing, even when all of the original material was gone.

Fox has been doing a great job of avoiding actual news. Every time a new Trump story breaks, you can count on Tucker to spend his show talking about Hillary or burritos instead. And all the while he wears the expression of a man who’s just been smacked in the face with a fish.

This dumbass, dead-eyed motherfucker.....

He left Saturday night, climbed up the traditional north face route, and finished right around midnight on Sunday

I initially read this as “how much ass this guy would get if he devoted himself to real sport.” Both probably are true and involve quick ascents and descents.

Your butt problems are yet to come.

The Spaniard is also an accomplished skier and ultramarathoner, with record-setting victories at several prominent races such as Western States and the Hardrock 100.

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

My favorite Amber Tamblyn moment is the time she trolled Tyrese into producing a music collaboration with her when he confused her with Amber Rose.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

I legitimately do not understand the Warriors hate outside of the fact that they are good. They built a team with their highest draft pick being Curry at 7, and no one thought he would turn into the best 3 point shooter of all time. Draymond who was a 2nd round pick and Klay Thompson who was number 11. It’s not like…

He and the calf then nursed from the mother cows udder.

The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

These are not the only 2 options for a guy like Lynch.