Is it horrible of me that now every time someone else dies I think, oh god one their last memories was the Trump shit show. How will they possibly rest in peace...

There’s a special place in my heart for people who pursue professions like Vocational Rehabilitation, Physical Therapy, and Occupational Therapy - and Nurses, always Nurses.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

He’s not actually a successful businessman.

No matter how many remakes they do, Megan Follows will forever and always be my Anne of Green Gables. That being said, I’m interested to see this adaptation. I have to give it a chance at least since it is one of my favorite all time series. I absolutely fell in love with the books after seeing the Sullivan series air…

YOU’LL NEVER BE MEGAN FOLLOWS

I want to believe but idk if I saw enough here to say it looks decent. Anne needs to be awkward, but Anne might be...too awkward. Even for Anne.

What the hell are the Jackson kids doing that their mother had to put up with this for years? They just left her at this dude’s mercy? If Jermaine wasn’t so busy shellacking his head, he might have had time to help his mother.

Poor Katherine. Maybe she can stay with Janet longer :(

I am an unapologetic and longtime fan of Ryan Adams. He’s so prolific and so many of his albums are really great and listenable. I’d be hard pressed to pick a favorite. I know some people find him insufferable, but man, the music is good.

All I know, the older I get the more I fucking love his music. Just about everything he’s put out, I listen and genuinely like. On Spotify is three new songs. “Do You Still Love Me” is on heavy rotation in this house.

Oh I forgot he had a major feud with Jack White. OF FREAKING COURSE. Can’t find the thing I’m thinking of though. Even the internet eventually forgets these boyfights, thank goodness.

Strangely enough, I discovered Gawker through Ryan Adams. I was randomly on his site because he had a new album coming out or something way back in the day (like a decade?) ago, and he had a page of links to things like the Dave Letterman show and Gawker, and here I am, still reading Jezebel years later.

“turns out one of the guitar strings had gotten caught on her belly ring, and people yanking at the guitar almost tore it out”

Ok, so I went to see him one time in Omaha when I was about 24, and three things stand out to me. 1) I met him in person when I was out wandering around the record tables, and I asked him about falling off the stage and breaking his wrist, which was probably rude to mention 2) he threw his guitar into the crowd, and…

I was the arts and music editor at an alt weekly in 2002, and I do not remember this incident nor do any of my coworkers; nevertheless we appreciate Adams for reminding us.

Last night, on the delightful Sam Bee, they did a segment from Scotland and a child called tinyhandsbabyman a cunt. It was refreshing!

I swear like a sailor. I curtailed it while my kids were younger but now they are teenagers, who the fuck cares?? My son swore the other day (mildly - like dammit) and my husband said “You shouldn’t swear” and my son laughed and said “Do you know who you’re married to?”