Bush, INC’s plan to spread Democracy and Christianity around the world has somehow resulted in less of both world wide, and especially in the Middle East. Many more Christians when Saddam was in charge.

It’s possible that they’re just illiterate enough that they were trying to dogwhistle to war-on-Christmas types but they ended up with an air horn. If we’re going to be subject to this bullshit for several years, I would like to see them get a lot smarter, though.

Wham Rap is so underrated! It might be my favorite of theirs.

It’s not a diaper, but will this do?

Guilty feelings got no pleasure.

Right? We’re the fear and outrage for tyranny?

They were both borne of a human woman. That’s all I’ve got.

I wore out three copies of “Faith” on cassette - and I work in the industry. George was all that and a bag of chips. RIP brother - you were the real deal.

We were listening to Band Aid in the car on our way to my sister’s house today. I told my daughter each singer’s name as they sang. I fucking loved that sentiment, a charity song.

Yeah, like 1347-1352 , far more shitty than 2016.

I was listening to “Last Christmas” by Wham! when I saw this. This is my favorite Christmas song and now it has a whole new awful meaning. I already despise Christmas and this only makes me hate it even more.

I’m never gonna dance again

Lets be honest now - If Jesus returned, they’d hate his guts.

Fuck yeah. When do we nail him to a tree?

I want to know where all of the Republicans are who were crying havoc about Obama’s supposed monarchy/authoritarian dictatorship.

I mean, is there any sense in which Trump is Christ like? I’m being serious as, as best I can tell, he thoroughly embodies the seven deadly sins.

Whatever happened to all that “praise of false idols” bible stuff. Do the GOP accolades kneel before Drumpf when they meet him or just shake with excitement until they pee themselves?

I wonder if the animatronic fuckwits at Fox And Friends are going to track how often Trump goes to church like they did President Obama. Probably not.

By the way, the Wise Men didn’t show up until the Epiphany, which is not today. Good thing they know their Christianity.

Yes, the man who exhibits every deadly sin and not a single holy virtue is JUST like Jesus. How are Christians not able to see how insulting elected officials are to their faith?