Hey Republicans, notice how you can’t damage Hillary with stuff you’ve just made up? Whitewater. Benghazi. Vince Foster? This is all like accusing her of being friends with Bigfoot.

Attractive guys rich and poor are scarce and I say this as an heterosexual woman.

I’m sure the Trumps won’t bother to address this. And his supporters will be fine with it, because Melania is white.

Cleveland was lit as fuck, tonight. Fire. We’re not done with Ohio just yet.

And, the Latinos will save us all...

Keep it coming, boys. Keep the attention on Trump.

If nobody can be bothered to pay attention that there is massive corruption going on in the FBI right now to the point that certain agents refer to a New York office a Trumplandia and have agents leaking information to cousin fucker Gulianni while getting “tips” for their case from Breightbart, and that debunked…

I don’t think anybody cares much about a consensual affair. It’s gloat-bait, but it’s not going to change a lot of votes. It’s the fact that the Enquirer paid for her story and then refused to run it or let her take the story anywhere else that makes it interesting. The cover-up, not the crime, to murder an old…

And surprise, surprise, it turns out Melania worked illegally in the US after all.

Yeah – I’m thinking that the bigger story might be why and for how long the Enquirer sat on the story …

The audacity of this entire fucking family. And to top it off that Melania worked here illegally is just...jfc. President Trump would have to deport his wife.

Insert three paid weeks off to “rehab” probably...

aka “first”

Particularly over something as trivial as a mayor not endorsing him in an election he had in the bag anyways.

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Serial Daters was the best! Getting all of the chicks he duped together, talking about this asswipe, was soooooo satisfying.

Donald, Jr. is the most slappable son. Eric is the most “thrust a crucifix in his face and dispatch him with a wooden stake”-able son.

What do you expect with these Pampered rich kids?

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”