I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

What, you don’t enter your PIN number into LCD display on the ATM machine?

Kristen forgot to run this through the department of redundancy department

Name checks out.

Is the ‘73 Range Rover’s body roll accurate?

Interesting how personal lens impacts our perceptions. I read it entirely as poking fun at the long running internet scam meme of the Nigerian Prince’ looking to import funds to the US. I have actually received one of those emails. “I will give you a 10% fee for helping me bring $10.0m into the US...”

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Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

Sure, but it will be a 3 row crossover.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

Looks like a 2007-2011 Camry to me. The rear lights match up, and you can see the chrome Toyota logo above the rear license plate. They are also available with the chrome strip along the bottom of the side windows.

Old fat guy here. I bought a BMW.

Anything is a dildo.

If it’s beautiful because it looks like it off-roads, but doesn’t, then it’s not beautiful it’s just a douchmobile. And, it should be pointed out, is the root cause for America’s obsession with crossovers. So yeah, you can all blame David Tracy for the X6.