You argument is invalidated by it needing a winch to pull itself down hill

The FAA will find that VTEC inadvertently kicked in in the #2 engine, which caused that wicked drift, y0

(sigh)

Footage of the pilot trying to leave the scene:

Neat.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

He must feel really down. If only we could Lyft his spirits somehow...

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit that you meant “twin cameras” and not “twin camshafts.” Sign of idiocy on my part, or sign I’m a true Jalop? :)

Somebody needs to dive through that guy’s window and add some goddamn punctuation. Ah well.

As a race fan and Detroit native I’ve never found the set up and tear down to be too problematic. You can still get on the island and enjoy it while its being set up. The last time I went to the GP you could still enjoy more than half the island without dealing with the race venue at all. That may have changed but…

i would fuck this car

I had one of these. It was the worst car ever. It just kept Stalin.

I ran out and bought one immediately after seeing all the taco emojis.

That this is not universally hated across the US makes me think our great country is on the downward slope as a society.

Asshole before and after prison.

I never use my phone when I drive. I’m not trying to hold the wheel, my phone, and my beer; that’d be irresponsible.

Um, can I get one restored by Toyota instead?