I'd say the economy improvements are nothing short of amazing:

About as tough terrain as the average Wrangler will ever encounter as well.

Drive By Wire (DWB)

LAPD charged with battery.

It doesn’t really need to have a good sounding stereo to be a stereo ad though. The vast majority of people will see this car on the internet and not in person, so we’ll never know how the stereo actually sounds.

At least call them Avalons, to avoid the awkwardness with your fellow editor.

What’s the name of the editor here that drives an Avalon and claims/pretends it’s a fun car? That’s what you should name them.

How about Muters? Short for commuters since that’s the only purpose their car has and double points because they like to mute themselves from all the glorious flaws quirks of interesting cars.

It’s a little awkward on the tongue, but I like it. How about “washer jockeys”?

Unthusiasts

Plebeians.

Well, considering my wife’s reaction anytime I begin talking about cars, and her desire to own the most boring, and reliable forms of transportation on earth.. My vote is for calling them all Samantha.

“Bydriver”

Riders.

They don’t drive their cars, they ride in them. They do the least amount or “driving” they possibly can. No shifting, power-assisted everything. They can’t even be bothered to check blind spots any more and buy cars that beep at them instead. They don’t care what it is they drive, and they don’t care how it…

I hear Mustang owners call them...Targets.

I thought they were called “Toyota Owners?”

After working on my dad’s Cayenne Turbo, I’ve concluded that working on my STI isn’t much worse than a German car. I’d imagine modern Fords are still fairly straight forward (haven’t owned one since my 94 Explorer. God I loved that car. Unbeatable engine)

Heres a MI snowmobile racer turned dirt late model driver battling Jack Hewitt at the world famous Eldora speedway in the early 90s

That’s how it used to be in the old days. I had a teacher in HS who raced snowmobiles in the winter and bikes in the summer in Michigan and canada, and used to see the villenueves up there, living out of a schoolbus, doing a lot of the same races, and cars when they got the chance.

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