You know who has really great skin? Beck.

Hi! I got a fitbit (and real running shoes, because running in chucks is a bad idea for your feet) just over a year ago and been at the gym steadily since. I actually just got the the point where I'm able to run 5k and I've managed to lose 45lbs. Thanks for your judgey comment though. Super enlightened.

So everyone, answer me this:

Did HANNAH DAVIS decide which photo ended up on the cover? Did she make that call? Or did she just, you know, show up, do her job, and then someone chose that photo?

Did HANNAH DAVIS think "Yeah, I think I'll pull my bathing suit down a little, that is an idea I am having personally" or was…

I just caught the other part of this twerp's reply to me. This is the bizarre thing about the teen evopsych maroons: it's like they're actually physically blind to anyone who isn't within five years of their own age.

Such a cop out. Girls can have babies until they are about 45, generally. Yet only the 20 year old body is obsessed over. Also, that is not our only function.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Is your vagina a huge snob now that it's famous?

So I'm the woman in the OP. Today has been a weird day. My vagina became famous on the internet! Sharon Osborne talked about my vagina on national television!

Jay-Z just truly won the Grammys.

That's fucking amazing, I'm laughing so hard.

Jay watching:

Thanks! And for the insight about the song. I think she's awesome!

LOVE her, but wtf is up with that song???

AC/DC have never sounded better. Or worse.

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?