Does your mother KNOW-UH how completely NASTY and HARSH what she said was? Or, is she clueless? Has she made a habit of making these biting statements? I have a MIL who says stuff like that but more in reference to my mothering skills (or apparent lack thereof, in her opinion) and, at times, I've wanted to cry,…

F: Zac Efron, because Jesus, are you kidding? M: Michael B. Jordan, again, because obviously he's long-term yummy. K: Miles Teller, because you're MAKING us choose. Couldn't I keep all 3?

I'm sorry, honey. I've been there so many times, too. People think I'm the happiest, smiliest, sweetest person. Deep sadness does weird things to us. But don't you ever give up. Push and pull, hard, to get to the light at the end of the tunnel. It sounds cliche but you can do it. {{~hugs~}}

You said it best. My heart is broken for him.

She's my Quayne. She's drop-dead gorgeous and a mega-talent. The end.

That pantsuit, though. I'm 97% sure my Texan grandmother had that exact outfit, same style of shoe even, back in the 80's, 90's, maybe? Does that make Miley my hero orrrrr...not? I'm torn.

Yes, we would actually be MORE horrified if a dude did this. What am I saying, I put man spunk on my face all the time; it's good for the skin. But I don't let it rot and fester, then serve it with blueberries. Dry-heave!

This is hilarious! Thank you for posting this awesomeness. Jay looks genuinely afraid in that moment, then ultimate relief. So, so funny.

And they won't even look at the stats unless FOUR or more people end up dead. Keep up the good work, guys!

ELO, Ed Sheeran, Quest love and...John Mayer in a bow tie and glasses in one breath? I know he's supposedly a dick but Jesus, be a fence. The whole thing was perfection.

You're right though, not the best song. I love your screen name, too, btw.

She seems like she's kind of at the end of her rope with the bullshit. Like the constant media speculation about her marriage, criticism of her weight, even her HAIR isn't good enough! Ridiculous stuff. I think that song is a big eff you to her constant haters. Get the eff outta my wagon. I don't know....

I was thinking about the guitarist. Does he get enraged, as a senior citizen, to have to put on a blue velvet, English toddler's, shorts and jacket set every time he goes on stage? Or does he do it willingly, with a smile? And WHAT imaginary piece of gum was he chewing on the whole time?

I love Miranda Lambert more than is normal. I LURVVV HERRRR. 😘😙

That GIF with this comment. Laughing. So. Hard.

Bravo! You need to make that commercial.

I'd read an article about her making this clever phone call a month or so ago and thought to make a mental note of it for "next time". If there are women out there like me, and there are, the ones you're so worried about recognizing and acknowledging, then they have a new idea how to call 911 without getting choked or…

I'm laughing SO LOUD in the nail salon. Sweet Moses, that was some amusing writing. And if Jamie Dornan isn't so damn fiiiiine.... You guys HAVE to watch The Fall on Netflix. Do it, now. It'll give you the creeps but you'll get over it.

His are the eyes of a vicious monster, the face of evil. Can you see it? I have chills...that poor baby girl.

Standing Freaking Ovation.