Show me yer nailz, fam! I have a bunch of client meetings coming up this week so I needed this week’s mani to be APAP — As Profesh As Possible. ;)

seriously, they need to commit to a time and stick with it!

Nathan! (although she does have an ex named Gary)

it’s my guilty pleasure too — my family is prone to drama, so it sometimes helps me to engage in emotional schadenfreude... :P

that’s too organized a thought process for her, sadly

She has three. Jace, Kaiser, and Ensley.

oh my god I can’t believe I’m going to correct this but...

oh dear, what a confounding social predicament!

haha I’m actually in NYC (like you, I think?), and in my late 20s, so maybe not the best matches for me? but I appreciate the thought!

I really love the Sephora brand loose setting powder!

My job totally affects my mental health but not because it sucks. I actually love my job! The problem is that sometimes the hours are a little crazy, which means I end up sleeping a lot on weekends (like this weekend, after the last two late nights to get a motion filed) and then I end up feeling really isolated…

I’ve always loved her in a lazy, not-knowing-much way — like, I loved her music when I heard it, but didn’t actively seek out more of it or learn more about her. Then I read this profile of her and I was like “wow, she’s amazing and a little crazy but mostly amazing.”

I think it is 100% possible that they made her do fertility testing.

starred for “gestational fortitude”

came here to say this. she must really freaking love having children (who are biologically hers) because if I were her and I had already done what was “expected” of me, I’d be like “lol done with babies now. only cats from here on out.”

Leagues classier than the recipient deserved. Sigh.

hahahahha kids these days!!!!

I don’t have any answers for you, but congratulations! The ear is very cute, and I’m sure the baby it’s attached to is also.

SOOOO happy to hear this! I often wondered about her when I would see you around Jez commenting. also now I have a really intense craving for chocolate milk...

I just bought my first new laptop since 2009 — I’ve had it for a couple of months and I am so so so happy I spent the money. (I had done some DIY upgrades on my old one, so it wasn’t awful, but... it was time.)