“I ask, Sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people. To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.”
George Mason
Co-author of the Second Amendment
during Virginia’s Convention to Ratify the Constitution, 1788

FUCKING HOCKEY ZOMBIES!!!!
HOW IS THIS NOT A FUCKING MOVIE YET?!!

I don’t see any downsides to this scenario.

Macs use I7 processors bro.

This is the US Government people, they will fuck up as much shit as they possibly can.

shit, what if i put different size wheels/tires on my car? That would alter the emissions and mileage.

Yep, that’s what the EPA does, fight pollution. Go EPA!
Wait a second...

Do you honestly believe they are not going to try to shut down as many parts manufacturers as they possibly can?
This is the fucking EPA!
They dumped 3 million gallons of toxic waste into the Animas river, took no responsibility for the incident and when exposed claimed the river would, “restore itself.” All while…

Detroit needs to be amputated too.

cruise ships are engineered to be taller and list more slowly so the passengers don’t get seasick as easily, but that also makes the more susceptible to tipping over. I doubt they care about comfort as much in the navy. so while a navy craft can handle rougher seas, a cruise ship is more comfortable to be on... until…

Basically this will outlaw any kind of ECU tuning and engine modding (at least that’s the way I read it). And we all know how the government organizations like to zealously enforce overreaching legislation (just take a look at the ATF).
These days any power-increasing mod requires a tune, so you can’t do any major…

yeah, everyone loves those smog-restricted engines from the late 70's.