"Hey, this girl isn't putting out. I should marry her." — said no man EVER. /Seth Meyers voice
MsCinephile
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Lindy, DAHLING, didn't you *know* that the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband?!
Degrees are not a guarantee of intelligence, but I certainly wouldn't marry someone who couldn't string two words together in conversation.
Thank you, Naeem Khan. As a Downton Abbey obsessive, I've been searching far and wide for something I could wear with a Marcel wave, a sparkly, tiara-esque headband, and Clara Bow lips. And now I've found it.
Heh. The squirrel looks like he's playing piano. But on a dog.
Yeah, he was a smoothie, that one. Can't believe I ever let him go. /sarcasm
Like, he would slide his tongue in and out of my mouth like a peen thrusting into a vag during sex. Like that.
Hot as it may be, it can get a little gross. I've been slobbered on, I've been bitten (and not in a sexy nibble kind of way; we're talking Hannibal Lecter "gonna tear your lips off your face" kind of way), and my last boyfriend engaged in what I can only describe as "mouth fucking."
Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.
o.m.g, Morgan sounds like Lord Grantham chewing out a member of his household staff for doing something naughty. I could almost hear him shouting, "I DEMAND THAT YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY."
But she doesn't look bad. Initially, when she came out, she looked "waifish" (for lack of a better term). Upon closer inspection, though, she has muscular calves and forearms. Someone who's "dangerously skeletal" doesn't have muscles like that.
I honestly don't know what I would do if one day, someone came up to me and said, "Hi. You don't know me, but...your family once owned my family."
I have a theory about that. I don't think Cordelia was infertile, per se. I think her Witchy body just rejected her Witch-Hunter Hubby's sperm. Or something.
I can't tell if I would rather scream out:
