They are manipulating women for charity. Don't want to participate? Don't you want to help those poor girls? Just let us try to humiliate you and film it!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Keep an open mind C.A.: the ears (oreja), cheeks (cachete), and snout (trompa) are the tastiest parts of the hog. *ESPECIALLY* deep fried.

Not gonna lie. When I clicked on this I silently chanted to myself, "Please don't be Rick Bayless, Please don't be Rick Bayless, Please don't be Rick Bayless..."

Except we assume foreign people (usually Europeans) won't know this but if you're American…Cmon….

It's a California thing. Our sales tax rates are high enough to do this, apparently.

I always try to tip double the sales tax, which would come out to about 16-18% of the check. Is that bad?

Are you saying her vagina's some kind of inter-dimensional worm hole that spits out Lovecraftian monstrosities?

You do realize that, among adults, "bbbbbut *SHE* started it!" is rarely a persuasive argument. Right?

I fail to see how decency and naming yourself after a strain of marijuana are mutually exclusive. I know plenty of stoners who aren't insensitive Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent(s).

I can't imagine having a Drag Race alum depicting Parker's bloody murder on-camera is going to make her any more willing to engage in conversation.

SERIOUSLY ALASKA?!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!

Awww. I like Barney's :(. (Although, it's kind of interesting that in my particular circle of friends, I'm the only one who likes Barney's...)

Sure. When I once again have dimes to spend, I'll be sure to call ya. :)

But the objectification of men is a false equivalency to the objectification of women, because what's being fetishized is strength.Virility, capability, vigor, fortitude. Power. In a world where men actually do have power. You can't say the same about the standard objectification of women, which usually revolves…

The most I've spent on food was 300 bucks for a chili dog at Barney's Beanery. It came with a bottle of Dom Perignon. And I was already drunk when I ordered it. And possibly high. :/.

IRONY.

Spartan women exercised before and during pregnancy because they had the not-so-crazy idea that fit bodies resulted in healthy pregnancies and offspring.

Never ask a Mexican woman if she likes Chipotle: the fast food chain. NEVER.