Hey, I'm a pop culture nerd too, but how come Jimmy Fallon gets the cast of California Dreams *and* Full House to reunite, and yet I can't get the casts of Buffy and Angel to perform at my birthday parties.

Rand Paul deserves to be slapped. By me. Repeatedly.

Off topic, but why did we feed the troll? Just look at the dude's burner handle. Arguing with members of a hate group (let's face facts, that's what the Men's Rights Movement is) is futile. It's like skiing uphill.

Bonus points for having a name leading to some great double entendre:

I need a "mindless laughter turns into bitter, bitter tears" gif because that was my reaction when that statement left that wackamole's mouth.

(Would have replied to the troll directly, but didn't want my comment to get dismissed)

You are talking about an EXTREME TINY MINORITY OF MEN who would react like that, and when they do, absolutely no one blames the woman for him acting out. All the attention is on the jerk.

K, now I think you're just twisting my words left and right to justify whatever butthurt you have going on.

Did I say you were straight? Or did I say that you weren't part of a specific subset of queers that had vocalized a specific opinion in very specific places? (emphasis mine)

Well, I just scrolled through your profile, and you don't appear to have commented on any of the Macklemore threads, so I'm leaning towards the first option in this case.

Either I'm not in the "Queers of Jezebel" club, or Hermione just did the very thing she admonished another person of doing.

I have something to say: I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC!

Skip ahead to "Sheesh, cab Bob?", "Art Crawl," "Weekend at Mort's," and "Torpedo." Then jump right into season two with "Ears-y Rider." The latter is the episode that got me hooked, and the season one eps I mentioned are the ones that cemented my love of this show.

Linda's pretty cool, but the Belcher kids are where it's at. Just when I though Tina was my favorite...

Not trying to invalidate your experience, rather, genuinely curious...

Jumping in to concur. Brava. Very well done.

For example, several paragraphs are devoted to examining the clothing that girls like wearing nowadays with a particular flavor of cultural amnesia that seems to forget that every generation horrifies the one that came before with clothing that is so very short, tight, and cropped.

I said it before, and I'll say it again: Anne is awesome and I will gladly hang out with her and J-Law. We will hit bars and make complete asses of ourselves trying to talk to people and setting shit on fire accidentally, then we'll drunkenly sing karaoke and get lost on our way home.

No you don't.