mscinephile
MsCinephile
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I'm sure James Bond and other cinematic bad asses have driven their share of Jaguars back in the day, but none of that matters because OMG BETH DRIVES A JAGUAR SO NOW I HAVE TO HAVE ONE.

Warrants cannot be all encompassing. They have to state the subject of the search with relative specificity, otherwise, they're defective.

As a recovering Catholic, I approve this message.

Sweetie, I'm a brown woman. What fucking privilege?

IMAN AND LUPITA PHOTOGRAPHED TOGETHER: SO FIERCE.

Would this even be an issue if Jezebel hadn't raved about Jennifer Lawrence all year? Would it be an issue if Lupita had lost to anyone else who was nominated? It's Jennifer Lawrence backlash and it's enraging because it proves the stereotype that all women are fickle, catty bitches who will turn on a bitch at the

I agree that Jennifer should not have won over Lupita. I've been quite vocal about that fact on this very blog in other posts on the subject. That's not what I'm saying.

Yep. It's official. The Nyong'o family is genetically blessed.

LUPITA:

Give Lupita time. 12 Yrs is LITERALLY her first feature film. Jennifer's been working since she was 8 years old. Her trajectory at this point is slightly longer than Lupita's.

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If you can believe it, she said in an interview that she used to have really bad skin when she was younger, and that her mother and grandmother searched high and low for lotions, and creams, and concoctions until they finally hit on something that improved her skin. Interview below:

STAHP. JUST STAHP ALREADY.

Woody Allen is a creep (and his films are vastly overrated), but Mia Farrow's no saint either. She comes across as having this "white savior/white man's burden" complex and I fully credit her with starting the "babies of color/third world orphans make the best fashion accessories" trend in Hollywood. She's a poverty

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Jessica Lange's and Chiwetel Ejiofor's facial expressions, translated:

I know, right!?

Felt the need to stick up for American Hustle after reading so much vitriol, so here goes:

I concur.

TAT WAS ROBBED! AND LUPITA WAS ROBBED! THEY WERE ROBBED!

Looks like she shoulda talked to this guy...