Does Kerry Washington play SEVEN(*) fully realized, completely fleshed out characters with their own motivations, body language, varying backgrounds, and accents?

ROOTING FOR TATIANA OMG LOVE HER. CLONE CLUB, BITCHES!

Regardless, AHS is absurdly overrated (like The Walking Dead). (emphasis mine)

Oh I see.

Yup.

Perhaps I'm watching a different show, but how exactly is a Tyrion a rapist and an abusive dickhead?

Perhaps I'm just askin' for a paddlin', but I just don't understand how people can rag on True Blood and yet hail American Horror Story as the greatest fucking thing on TV. They're JUST as silly, and JUST as campy, and JUST as frustrating to watch. I can't peel my eyes off the million car pile up plus runaway freight…

I think I was that baby. Now that I'm an adult, I'm finding more and more features from my mom's side of the family. Like my grandmother's (her mother) stern expression and looooong, straight (wavy-ish), black hair, and my mother's long feet with crooked finger toes, and the infamous [mother's family's surname] family…

Goodness, she is the spitting image of her father!

The picture made me cry a little because it reminded me of my favorite uncle who passed away a couple of years ago. When we first came to this country, he'd watch me in the morning while my parents were out job-hunting. We'd watch I Love Lucy together, he'd comb my hair into lopsided pigtails, then we'd go grab lunch…

It isn't, but it's part of the Earl's subsidiary title: Viscount Downton.

She looks lovely, but I doubt that color would look good on me. I don't have her porcelain skin and my bronze complexion would totes clash with the yellow gold earrings and marigold fabric of her dress.

FEMINIST RAGE.

Ugh, hearing that brought out my Fiona-esque, "I'm still in my prime, DAMNIT," old lady rage.

Nan's kiss off to Fiona and Marie as she was led away by Baron-Papa Reddick (*) was possibly the most meta statement of any series: "ANYWHERE IS BETTER THAN THIS PLACE."

Guess all states can't be California: where driving may be a privilege, but bodily autonomy is a codified right.

...And let's not forget "My state has abortion restrictions, I would have wanted to abort in my first or second trimester, but by the time I jumped through the necessary hoops, gathered my resources, etc. I reached my third trimester" and also "This is a wanted child, however, my latest ultrasound picked up something…

This is the End totes nailed it already (pardon the expression).

I believe it, but that's because Cheesecake Factory's portions are huge. Feed an entire army huge.