Brian Fellows Safari Planet Restaurant, aka Elephant Bar, has pretty good deals for Happy Hour.

I tried the "never ending pasta bowl" deal once...

The organization's letter also recommended Sophie get into Game of Thrones because there are totally IRL dragons on that show, which is a sort of cute suggestion until you realize that show is like 90% boobs and stabbing.

Don't forget to review the soap you most definitely will not let Patsey use.

They should film that story and show it every Christmas...

I'd forgotten she beat out Aaron "I AM A GOLDEN GOD" Sorkin.

Thank you for that lovely segue into this meme:

Did the White House press office just make a Doctor Who reference?!

She is...

Lupita Nyongo SQUEEE!!!!!!!

"Haters gonna hate." — Felix Leiter

Question: are Ivy League educated, feminist Latinas not good enough for you?

Idris never fails to bring out my inner Tina:

That's...a surprisingly accurate (AND ADORABLE) summary of A New Hope. "The Shiny Guy always worries" is inspired.

"Featuring SASHEER ZAMATA!"

I usually wake up missing New York City, but today, when I woke up and saw weather forecasts for the East Coast that reminded me of this:

Riiiight? Anything below 75 degrees is just freezing, you know? It was super chilly today, so I put on my fave wool peacoat that I bought at the Nordstroms at Fashion Island in Newport off PCH.

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Patton Oswalt kinda set the bar pretty high on "cray cray sex stories."