I'd forgotten she beat out Aaron "I AM A GOLDEN GOD" Sorkin.

Thank you for that lovely segue into this meme:

Did the White House press office just make a Doctor Who reference?!

She is...

Lupita Nyongo SQUEEE!!!!!!!

"Haters gonna hate." — Felix Leiter

Question: are Ivy League educated, feminist Latinas not good enough for you?

Idris never fails to bring out my inner Tina:

That's...a surprisingly accurate (AND ADORABLE) summary of A New Hope. "The Shiny Guy always worries" is inspired.

"Featuring SASHEER ZAMATA!"

I usually wake up missing New York City, but today, when I woke up and saw weather forecasts for the East Coast that reminded me of this:

Riiiight? Anything below 75 degrees is just freezing, you know? It was super chilly today, so I put on my fave wool peacoat that I bought at the Nordstroms at Fashion Island in Newport off PCH.

Keeping in mind that it's incredibly important for rape and sexual assault victims to regain their autonomy and be able to make personal decisions for themselves, would it be a wiser course of action for college campuses to provide for peer advocates on behalf of students who come forward to report their…

Patton Oswalt kinda set the bar pretty high on "cray cray sex stories."

*angrish sputtering* "It's...it's...as if I am living inside a BLOODY MARGARET ATWOOD NOVEL."

Heh. Unwanted threesome with that one other wolf. You can almost hear the female saying, "Dude, YOU MIND? BACK THE FUCK UP."

What killed me was the announcer describing "penis captivus" as some kind of spell out of Harry Potter.

That may very well be true, but YOU WILL HAVE TO PRY THOSE RIBLETS OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.

What does the wolf say?