PEOPLE...if "crappy accent" is your ONLY evidence of a terrible performance, then Christian Bale SUCKED IN THIS MOVIE.

TOTALLY.

That was awesome, thanks. And to the anti-vaxxers, we all say:

Umm...the only thing that comes to mind is, "Uncle Julian this is Vince Gilligan. Vince, this is Julian Fellowes. Alright you two, I'm gonna lock both of you up in this room and not let you out until you've successfully bred your two shows together."

Oui, ce mot anglais sonne comme le mot "maman."

Link to watch on Colbert Nation.

Off I go to write some slashfic about Neville Longbottom and the Billionaire...

Fair enough.

"Oh Grannie, it's simply not FAIR. Why must Mary go one step above me ALWAYS? I become the editrix of a posh society magazine, and she becomes a police constable detective in America! IT SIMPLY ISN'T FAIR!"

Oh dear GAWD, the attachment parenting folks.

No silly. She means mummy as in "what snobby English children call their mothers."

and also...

A good friend of mine is as "granola" as they come (vegan, gluten free, grows his own veggies, etc.), and he's the father of kindergardener, but he is definitely not anti-science. Far from it. In fact, he posted this recently on his Facebook page to warn fellow parents about the dangers of not vaccinating their…

Pfft, if we're shooting for accuracy, then Liverpool should change its name to "Kings Landing" for a week, because that's where Kings Landing would actually be.

I'm paraphrasing a bit, but as the saying goes, "Never underestimate a woman with a french manicure and a law degree." To the bad ass solicitors, barristers, and jurists who have come before me, I salute you:

(Just to be on the safe side, potential TW)

Am I crazy or is he like the second coming of Anthony Michael Hall?

Gurl, why didn't you say so originally? OF COURSE American fast food/franchise food sucks outside of the United States. It's like a rule or something.

Lettuce in a panini? That's odd.

Actually...their panini are quite good. Especially the tomato, mozzarella, pesto panini. I ask the barista to toast it for me.