Yes, it is imperative that you travel to Mexico, post haste, young German dude! The future of Mexican beer DEPENDS ON IT.

Gringos aren't the only ones, sadly, who come up with crazy-ass names bordering on child abuse. Check out some of the names Mexican parents are currently giving their children (some are the names of young relations of mine):

It's funny when kittehs try to fit into things that are really cramped and small:

Devon Sawa's married?!?

Starting a "The Worst Thing I Ever did While Stoned" thread to chime in with everyone else saying that stoners are a generally peaceful people and that marijuana's not nearly as bad as alcohol:

I may be oversensitive right now (stoopid period), but that was really moving.

YOU GUYS! Urban Dictionary "politely declined" my post. Some dudebro editor probably watches Duck Dynasty and loves it.

We need one of those "one does not simply"/Boromir memes for the occasion.

Since the post mourns the passage of a fellow reproductive rights pioneer, Bill Baird came to mind. With Baird being in his eighties, sending good thoughts and well-wishes certainly can't hurt.

Right? "Um, that's okay. I don't want that back."

Don't forget Ming Na Wen (50). Granted, Agents of SHIELD is going through some growing pains, but it still has an audience. If the Whedons (Maurissa and Jed) can finally get it together, the show can still finish this season with enough of a bang as to merit a second season.

Dolphin-Spike says, "I fed off a puffer fish. I spent the next six hours watching my fin move."

Calling it: COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

Mentally lighting a candle and saying a prayer for the health of Bill Baird.

If only Katniss were real and willing to go all Hunger Games on those Duck Dynasty fucktards...

Oooh, I'll play.

There's a jokey saying in Mexican Spanish, made popular by a television show, about people with "blended" families: A cada uno de mis hijos le di su propio(a) [padre/madre] pa que no se anden peleando. (Translation: "I gave each one of my children their own [father/mother] so that they won't fight over them." i.e.…

Oh, right. I'd forgotten about that.

That the human shit stain is a frakking *social* *worker* is literally the cherry atop the pedo sundae.