My least favorite “sexy” costume:

So, right afer the Rocky Horror Picture Show anniversary remake post, we get a story about Transylvania University? Hmmm...

Love.

PSA: Yandi is a terrific place to get all of your cheap ass lingerie.

My mom told me that she went to a Halloween party in the 60’s and someone wore a “Bloody Jackie Kennedy” costume. So, we’ve pretty much always been awful...

going through a real emotional journey concerning my feelings about frats today

Maybe the F is supposed to be silent ...?

Obligatory:

Who’s awesome?

Maybe you just haven't banged enough aliens.

Very effective. Just reading the phrase “which hole is the clit??” made my clit climb into my body to hide.

Let’s look at all the silver linings here.

You don’t want to “flick the bean.”

“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”

This is probably the first time that overdosing in a brothel saved a marriage.

this means harry styles and i are dating because we were at the same concert.

Bill Murray looks like he’s got that weird old-man smell going on.

I love these two individually, but I have read in many places that Bill is a pretty lousy romantic partner. So - hopefully either people change, or this isn’t true because Jenny is my musical soulmate.

You’d be surprised. My ex husband actually GOT INTO AN ARUGMENT with my daughter about her age. Like, he insisted that she was born in 2002. She was born in 2003 and she knows this because, well, she knows how old she is.