“What’s more, these Mile High Club members are mostly men.”

She is a fancy pants lawyer now. A murder lawyer. And has a very good haircut.

so down.

First Gilmore Girls, then Bunheads, then the world.

i use coconut oil as lube for anal.

Fuckface Von Clownstick

• Ron Mexico
  

Up in the Air was heartbreaking. Loved it.

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

I suggest getting a double bill with Corey Haim/Patricia Arquette dystopian Prayer of the Rollerboys. But here’s a taste

I would argue that in Up In The Air, he’s 50% Serious Clooney, 50% Goofy Clooney. There’s an excellent undercurrent of humor throughout.

For me there’s only one Hail Caesar, and it was a mid 90s Anthony Michael Hall vanity project co-starring Iron Man and Nick Fury

Just finished watching Burn After Reading!!!

Goofy Clooney is the best Clooney. I love him in those roles, especially “O Brother Where Art Thou”. And he seems like such a nice, genuine person too.

HELL YEA RETURN OF GOOFY CLOONEY

Yeah, that sure is a penis.

My friend did a version of this where she left up an album of her and her ex but used MS paint to draw over him in each one. It’s great. And there is a pic of her making out with a giant MS Paint banana, so win for everyone really.

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

My baby’s talons. Yes, I gave birth to a white baby. ARENT VAMPIRES ALSO REALLY PALE

uhm hi, yeah this is terrifying