Customers are the worst fucking people on the planet.

The judge assigned to Draymond Green’s case is named Richard Ball. I am not making this up.

Here’s what I think is wrong with the New New Top Gear...

1. Chris Evans... why is he always shouting? He seems like he’s trying to make everything seem super exciting, all the time... and well... it’s annoying as fuck. It comes across as fake... probably because it IS fake. And despite all of his shouty “everything is…

Simple Version: Swap MJ for Lebron on the 2016 Cavs. Let’s say 23 is at the peak of his powers. No way on earth they beat the Warriors, much less come back from 3-1. Swap Lebron for MJ on any of the 90's Bulls teams. Probably still 6 for 6 on titles. MJ was a great defender - but probably not physically capable (even…

In a just world, still James. He was the best player all seven games. But he didn’t win last year, so probably Green or Barnes or some other horseshit.

I guess man. This Warriors team just pisses me off. It isn’t the winning that does it. It’s that Draymond is celebrated for being a cheap shot artist. Not only that he does it in the biggest bitch way of hitting other guys in the nuts then cries foul. Curry is a show boating ass hole who can only deal when he is…

I fucking hate Steph Curry. Seeing him foul out and have that meltdown brought tears to my eyes. I really like pointing and laughing at Cleveland for no titles and very little hope, but seeing Draymond and Curry happy sounds worse to me than fucking a porcupine. Let’s go LeBron finish this bitch.

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Actually, the other ones are usually BA.

Trump is now jamming the knife into Cleveland more by bringing in “winners”.

“Go ask around a small town if any one has any old cars”

Attempted and succeeded even. But you don’t see me suggesting a barn find restoration as a light hearted endeavor. A lot of “barn finds” are going to be found in the barns of people who got way in over their heads.

hipster to me is someone/something generally trying to act like something they’re not.

Yep, I look at it and I can just hear the the grinding of rubber on plastic as it slowly navigates the Starbucks drive thru with one tire on the curb.

awww.... aint it cute? Its so hipstery-dipstery I can barely contain myself.

I can hear the fender liners being eaten away from here.

Can hardly wait to see what happens when he asks Sue to reupholster the entire ship for $100.

For less than half the price you can get an off road Exocet with an LS V8.