Yes, most people saw the twist coming and found it to be dull.

Like we know what you did last summer.

I'll insert my joke in your comment, but first I'm gonna need you to take a sip of this…

I can only speak for myself, but that is definitely not what it looks like for me…

Wait, season 3? What happened to Willow that early that was clusterfucky?

Well who else would it be? Hufflepuffs are excellent finders.

I liked the Savage Love cartoons. Giant Dan is not an improvement.

Went to walk-in counseling at my university health center, and let me tell you, it's a good thing I didn't actually want to blow my brains out, because that would've done the damn trick. It's kind of awe-inspiring how deeply unhelpful the therapist was.

Just finished Boomsday by Christopher Buckley. I found myself thinking that I enjoyed it well enough, but it didn't really leave me with anything to think about, which is not a great sign. I certainly won't need to read it a second time. Just very slick, very glib political humor. I think the problem is that…

No, it's expelled from the end. Easy mistake to make.

My inner Goddess was throwing up all over herself.

Leave your pedophilia at the door?

No, it's not fine. It's deeply insulting to women and reflects outdated and harmful ideas of women as the gatekeepers of sex and men as the thieves that must trick them into giving away some anatomically nonsensical "sex power." It's not remotely fine.

Is that… supposed to be an argument? You most certainly don't have to be an MRA to spout misogynistic bullshit.

I don't particularly care about this argument, but I'd like to pop in to remind you that it's pretty fucking disgusting to refer to a woman having sex with someone as "giving it up." Maybe rethink that phrase.

I advise a double feature with Arsenic and Old Lace.

For what it's worth, I don't think that's a judgment by the kids of Green Day being better than Van Morrison. It's just FUN to hear songs you know! Joyous in a particular way that new (to you) music can't quite capture, even when it's really good music.

That's fortunate for me. I only recognize two tunes, Silent Night and God Save the Queen, and I only know which is which because one of them everyone stands up for.

Finished State of Fear, and now, with any luck, I will never have to read anything by Michael Crichton ever again. It was exactly as idiotic and nonsensical as the first part indicated. Just swinging wildly back and forth between absurd (though sometimes fun) action scenes and page after goddamn page of…

"Which is not to say that everyone cheats (because not everyone does) or that cheating is okay (because it rarely is)"