Somewhat unusual turn-on: temperature stuff. I don't mean the kinky shit, ice cubes and candle wax, I really mean more mild things which will take me from 0 to LET'S FUCK instantly. Taking (and getting out) of a hot bath is a big one, as is a cool hand. Mmmmmm….

Oh man, I'd really like to think that if Dan were going to make up a submission, he would at least invent an interesting one. If that were the best he could do, it would be truly depressing.

In fairness, he probably just thought that was your territory.

I would also recommend that version of Much Ado About Nothing. It's a fun one! If you happen to a fan of Angel, that does add just a little something, IMO.

That's Mister Echo.

Regular Sized Nasty

Now, now, I don't think that's quite fair to the first five Rinis.

What the fuck is happening

That was pretty funny, but I'd have to go with Drew royally fucking up Three-Headed Broadway Star. I keep going back to that bit and laughing my ass off.

I am in at several law schools: a few just-ok ones on free tuition and a couple pretty good ones with sizeable scholarships. Still waiting to hear back from more, but I am very relieved to have some actual options.

At actual work: everything, because I am an overpaid piece of shit.

Nah, all Elijah needs is a glass of wine. He's a very considerate guest that way.

As someone who spends her non-eating hours thinking about the next time she'll get to eat, I don't understand that, but I respect it.

It could be specific to this book— at least I don't remember seeing that problem when I read Next. But as I read the first couple hundred pages, I noticed that every single female character was introduced with loving attention to her hair, breasts, legs, etc., as well as a description of how her sex appeal affects…

I am re-reading The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern. The story itself is nothing to write home about but GODDAMN does she have atmospheric prose down pat. It's downright enchanting and just a pleasure to read.

"This season, things are changing at Downton!" said literally every fucking promo.

"When in doubt, pinky out."

Oh god that's terrible hahahahaha

Yeah. Although I'm not convinced that Fellowes continuing to hold the reins is the best thing for the show— it could be worse, of course, but the horribly dragged out and rehashed Bates plotline this season did not reflect well on him.

That's what happened to me with Buffy. You're welcome, guys.