And The Adventures of Pete & Pete, I have learned. Maybe you guys really just like adventures.

hacking dress to bits

So there's this woman named Cassandra Clare…

I am 99% sure that is the case.

And business is booming!

P.L. Travers, is that you?

Ship name: Bunderson.

Oils (including coconut and almond!) are excellent lubes, but the downside is they are also incompatible with condoms.

While I tend to roll my eyes at some of the most elaborate lists, at the heart it's all just reaching for a way to describe sexuality as more hazy than hetero/homo/bi (and "bi" is not always taken as real, either) and gender more complex than just male/female. I can respect that.

I am inclined to look for intelligence in characters— I think most people are smart or clever in some way or about some things, however unconventional. But yeah, Carl, though sometimes inventive, is flat-out just not smart.

Yeah, if anything Sammi holding down the fort seems like room for Fiona to play house with Gus just as much as room to run away with Jimmy.

The big tragedy there is that Jimmy did have REAL problems— he was being followed and threatened by a Brazilian gangster very willing to harm and possibly kill him. But he couldn't tell Fiona any of that. So he kept returning to the one thing he was allowed to complain about, gay dad, in an effort to communicate his…

I have some sympathy for V, but she is reeeeaaalllly not making a good case for herself with all that how dare he put the children first stuff. I think if she was articulating her exhaustion and fears in a different way, it might not seem so toxic, but she's just spewing unfiltered id. Not the way to go about…

Snape/Harry was not even the fiftieth most fucked up ship in that fandom.

Filled with bravery, savory, sailor folk!

Yeah, I definitely got the sense that he was just fucking with them.

I was also taken out of the moment by that initially, but yeah, skullfucking teens might draw some rubberneckers.

"I THROW MY DOLL AT YOU!" had me absolutely rolling when I watched that MST3K.

A Midsummer Night's Cream is good if you're looking for a lube that's sweat-resistant. And of course, the version specially formulated for prostitutes, BrOthel-ho.

I've always been partial to Moby Dick Slick, but to each their own.