An uber driver (who had a passenger!) hit my friend with his car, then gave her the finger and drove off. Uber, who tracks every driver with GPS, refused to help her learn who just hit her with their car. And who knows if the passenger reported it. Seriously everyone, STOP USING UBER! The convenience isn’t worth…

“Trump voters”... “nuance”

I mean, should he even be embarrassed about that? Pretty much every boyfriend I’ve ever had wants his ass played with/fingered.

Pssst, Kanye. Your wife didn’t become famous for cancer research. At least Amber Rose owns her past, where as your wife pretends hers didn’t exist.

While it’s not cool for Ye to slut shame Amber, it’s also not cool that Amber’s go to attack on Kanye is that he’s gay or less than a man because he’s into whatever. Buried in your links his her most recent gross tweet.

Amber Rose was never going to passively let herself be molded into anything by this wannabe Pygmalion. And he can’t get over it.

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

They may be interested in wasting taxpayer money. That’s a trendy thing these days in NH.

People....are really dumb.

I think a lifetime of cat ownership has well prepared me for an ill spouse:

You just gave me a great idea for a restaurant

Since when is Ebony the voice of the black community?

The monologue made me uncomfortable, but I got the feeling that was part of the point. Beyond that? I don't think white people like me have any business telling black people what jokes they should find too racially offensive to make.

I mean, yeah. Earlier in the same Weekend Update, Kate McKinnon plays a suffering Ukrainian woman who jokes about praying for death.

The absurdity that anyone would long for those days IS the joke.

That panda is a sadistic serial killer of the first degree.

OMG. I can't until this is a Lifetime movie.

Well c'mon now, she did order classic native american symbols like the unicorn and the koala bear...

I think the fact that she started out by ordering native craftspeople to produce what she wanted and selling them at a profit was.... maybe an early indicator that she wasn't going to be the worlds greatest employer. :/