Really, she’s really “gone there” because she has two black sons?

Oh man, I feel Cliff Regan. My mom is the Worst Customer In The World. She looks for any and every reason to call the server, another table’s server, a busboy, and the manager. I’ve watched her literally hunt for things to complain about. Everyone else at the table will be eating and drinking and having a good time,…

When that movie came out, my head spun so fast that I was sure I was half a step away from an exorcism. NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT.

*coff, coff*

This IS a Lifetime movie. Glory be.

I grew up in Seattle, and knew many a white girl that were an inch away from becoming Rachel Dolezal, particularly in high school and early college. I knew one that permed her hair, wore brown contacts, tanned, wore kente headwraps and Africa-shaped earrings — and became president of our school’s BSU. I knew others…

Anyone coming with that “But what about Caitlyn Jenner!” needs to have a trapdoor open beneath their feet, right the fuck now.

I loved this, even though the entire time I was reading this I was shouting, “Buffalo Wings!” at my computer. Or, more appropriately, Boof Following.

Look. Amber Rose is doing her thing, and I’m not mad. But girl needs to do better with the cover. Why’s it gotta be be a cross between a Harlequin novel and a bad prom photo?

And Mark Furhman? What about him?

Ahhhh!!! WHO is going to be Kato Kaelin?

Fucking Ross Gellar? This is going be abysmal. And good lord, I cannot wait.

She really likes the word “eternal”. I swear it’s in almost every song of hers.

My mom never let me eat Velveeta Shells and Cheese. A couple of years ago, as an early thirty-something, I purchased a box with a ridiculous level of excitement.

I’ve been reading bits and pieces about this interview over the last couple of days, and the part that bothers me most is when Vili states that the would never let his children go through the same situation, that he would never allow his daughters to get involved with an older man; he also talks about how he was…

Funny enough, I was promoted to manager within two months, and one of the best moments of my entire life was when that douche came back and tried to raise hell because we ran out of a particular menu item. He was red-faced and yelling and cussing at the young woman serving him when I walked up to his table to find…

Reading that post gave me a PTSD flashback. I once worked at a brew pub with an outdoor patio and no rules in regards to seating. Folks would show up every other night in packs of 30 and 40 (how are people just rolling around in groups that large on a regular basis, especially on a Tuesday?) and would start pushing…

Not all of us share the same body type, so in fairness, the clothes will fit and look different from woman to woman. Yes, a lot of the items could be deemed basic, but that's where your sense of style comes in. You can't let the clothes do all the work for you.

I regularly get customers that ask for various Hawaiian punch-type flavors of Arbor Mist, but Piglio Griglio wins. Forever and Ever. Amen.

Hey Brian. I'm the actual"Linda Holt" of the Irish Coffee Linda Holts, and let me tell you, Irish coffees are extremely popular. There is no defending that lady, so don't even try.