I fully support this recent trend toward including at least one Chris Hemsworth item in each dirtbag. I decree all dirtbags should have at least one Hemsworth item (and not about the lesser Hemsworth. Chris or GTFO). Make it so.

Ditto.

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

I wanted to reply something funny to you and I googled “zayn ugly” and every picture that came back was just beautiful eyes and razor sharp cheekbones, so yeah you win this round.

Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.

“No. Do you make crackers Brian?”

Grease 2 call me.

Maybe “Hot teen” is their job title. Like the Hot Cops.

I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR THEM.

Mark, I’ve had a very long, very difficult week. And this is exactly what I need right now, as it’s 7:00 and I’m still finishing things up at work and just need to stare at otters for a couple minutes.

It absolutely blows my mind that he tells his story, and so many others share their stories, and we still have so many effing people who respond with, “Nah. Not a thing.”

As someone who recently finished a one month rotation at a teaching hospital for OB, I have to strongly disagree with many of the author’s assertions. I think the assumption that most physicians practice in the manner in which the author describes are inaccurate and I question what evidence the author had in making…

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

That movie was WAY more than “about 10 years ago.”

I bet it was Crash. Everyone in that movie was playing fairly miserable characters. Method Acting + miserable characters can turn ugly off camera pretty fast.

MADONNA, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN.

Has anyone ever (ACCIDENTALLY) had this happen with a relative (BY ACCIDENT) and never forgotten the shame and horror of turning your head at the wrong moment and kissing your gross uncle on the mouth (OH MY GOD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT).

In my mind I am imaging that the cast is playing along, really having kick ass rehearsals and just sucking up to Trump every step of the way. “Don’t listen to the Haterz Trump! You’re the best! Vote Trump for Trump!” But it’s all a ruse, for when the night comes they will spring some kind of trap.

I thought it was maybe body discomfort, like Rory wasn’t 100% comfortable in a developing body. The way she hunched over is pretty classic behavior for those of us who had big boobs as teenagers and weren’t comfortable with the amount of attention those things can draw.

The denim. The shearling. The rebellious attitude. *fans self* *faints anyway*

I can’t be the only person who grew up in a small town in the early 00s and knew people who dressed exactly like that, though, can I? I know I’m not alone here. Not only did I make some of Rory’s mistakes myself, but all the adults I saw around me were dressing like Lorelei and Sookie, too.