Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

And here’s the best part: when Richter and his ensemble perform the album in Berlin this fall, they will play straight from midnight until 8 AM to an audience reclining in “four or five hundred beds.”

randilyn *pause, sigh* I know we’ve only commented at each other like a few times, but I feel your positive energy in every word, every letter... *more sighing, misty eyes* you are truly a magnificent creature *fades to black*

I do too! someone told me once that I look like her and a few people went ‘ooooh :(‘

Hollywood: where you gotta be at least 27 to play a high schooler but no older than 25 to play a 30something.

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

Oh Anne, of course you can be angry with agism and sexism. Just because guys buy me a drink, that doesn’t mean I have to put up with his misogyny. Fuck that shit.

I happen to like Anne. I think she’s talented. But telling someone the first time you’ve hung out that they’re a “magnificent creature” might be a bit much? Maybe more for a second meeting. Or a wedding toast. Eulogy?

CHECK YOUR CHEESE PRIVILEGE, KATE

And because I know you’re dying to know: the types of cheese currently in my fridge are cottage, feta, mozzarella, cheese sticks, goat, queso fresco, parmesan, and extra sharp cheddar.

Boo, I don’t much care for nepotism. She only got a show because of her Grandfather. It’s not like she’s a better cook than any other tv chef. Nigella Lawson's crazy ass is better. Mainly I’m just angry that there isn’t a Swedish Chef cooking show.

I was fortunate enough to attend one of his pre election speeches in Portsmouth, NH. The thing that most stuck with me was the body language between he and his wife as they made their way from the stage and through the crowd, and then out of the venue. It was so natural and caring. Like hey really are true companions…

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.

I seem to only be able to communicate in gif/jpeg form today.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I can’t even with this guy today.

I like him a whole lot. Mostly because I love actors who hit their peaks after, like, 40.

Way back in the olden when Tyra Banks was just a model, she was on Oprah and complained about her cellulite. I don’t remember if there was evidence of said cellulite, but I stopped caring about my teenage thighs after that. THANK YOU TYRA!!

I think she was referring to her grandmother’s recipe, in reference to Hillary’s email scandal.