If there isn’t Avril/Bonhomme erotica on the internet by nightfall I will be very disappointed.

I will hold that mental picture in my heart for days to come. AVRIL + BONHOMME TOUJOURS

I like the graphic because it implies that somehow, Canada broke them up. Which I am choosing to interpret as a sign that Avril cheated on Chad with Bonhomme.

this one got me. ded.

• Look at This Photograph, It’s of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Divorcing After Two Years of Marriage
  

That ring is hideous.

Oh my god... they are both SO DULL! No wonder they’re married now. They’ll make beautiful children, but I was so bored by them both.

Oh, they’re totally engaged. It’s so obvious. Someone always has to get engaged on these shows. Jade was doing a live web chat or something for ABC recently and accidentally logged in with her location. She was in KC, which is where Tanner lives. Someone brought it to her attention and she quickly logged out and…

...was she jeepin’ behind his back??!

50-page handwritten letter won’t change his mind? Sex can fix this. Sex can fix anything!

My dream is she becomes the next Bachelorette and she is on my tv for months. MAKE THIS HAPPEN ABC

It was bananatown and I loved it!

She is a real life Ariel. She will be so disappointed to hear she’s not Jasmine.

“She’s like a dead bird to me.”

These recaps make me want to actually watch the show so I have any idea what you’re talking about. But I somehow never see it on TV. Does it air, really? Or is everyone making this up? Do you people actually watch this show or is it all make believe? I’m intrigued if only to follow along.

wait can we discuss that end shot of Ashley (i think? i don’t watch that much) taking out her hair extensions and combing them with a fork?

Jorge is awesome! I love how he is sort of like their house mom and therapist!

““I’d like to do stuff with Jared,”

Sam should have gone home with Joe. She is terrible. I’m starting to be very disappointed in Dan. I had really high hopes for him.

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.