I think it’s time for me to make another donation to Planned Parenthood, but I can’t decide if I should do it in honor of Anna Duggar’s Brother, Closeted Bradley Cooper, or Mel Gibson’s Cunt Mouth.

We still have her episode of Cribs to cherish forever.

It would have been AMAZING to watch.

IIRC JLaw loves reality shows (esp Dance Moms) so maybe she was excited to hang with the Patron Mother of them all???

Kris is a wizard and she cast a spell over JLaw to do her bidding? JLaw is the mythical 6th Kardashian sister who resisted butt implants, dyed her hair blonde and won an Oscar and is now in her mother’s debt for not outing her?

Yeah,what in the actual fuck is with that photo? Isn’t JLaw a little too A list for KJ? Do they have s history I don’t know about?

This made me laugh more than it should have. Thank you.

You mentioned fish, where is the fish. Give us the fish.

He’s feline fine.

I hope you’re saying VV was cool. I did a ton of work with his dad and sister back in the 1990s and they were terrific - sharp, funny, gracious, thoughtful.

The only celebrities I have ever met are Vince Vaughn and Tom Cruise. One of them was a total asshole who made us all uncomfortable and the other one couldn’t have been more gracious and friendly.

Please write it anyway.

Bobby what?? are you saying Ben is not divorcing Jen for Matt??? here goes my fan fic :((

Jenner’s state of mind was the same as other drivers who screw up and rear end someone, and you prosecute people for their state of mind, not bad luck.

Same!

The existential distress is coming from inside the house! The existential distress is coming from inside the house!

“What’s the deal with Uber?”

I would just die if John Stamos were my pedicab driver, and, unlike, Seth MacFarlane, would be thrilled if he (or even a lowly Uber driver) said, “Welcome aboard.”

My future mother-in-law thinks I look like Ed Sheeran. I don't look like Ed Sheeran.

I just walked into my bedroom, snuggled up next to my boyfriend and whispered: