Correction: Donna Martin dumped David Silver for shagging another girl in a limo during the CU Spring Carnival, where she caught him mid-stroke. Ray Pruit didn't happen until after she had done a stint as a Houston debutante.

“Brian Austin Green is an actor best known for being hot.”

Hopefully they’re saving that for one that actually works.

Viagrabmyboobs?

Viagyno?

Yea, Brooks got engaged to Julianne Hough, but he’ll probably just blow it at the wedding

That's intense! I'm amazed the missionary stayed through flying furniture!

Lol you're incredible

I had a bunch of people from our church invite me and my mother to a prayer meeting for Ronald Reagan after he’d been shot. The group included our pastor and his wife (who were also our optometrist and my teacher at school (I was really young)), our family physician and his wife, and the associate pastor and her…

Given the reception “Fant4stic” got, we could film our adventures on our phones & still make more money.

TO ADD: I kind of wonder if they didn’t know what to do with her, because she’s a little odd AND conventionally attractive. If she was less attractive she might just get to be a little offbeat and quirkily fun, but because she’s conventionally attractive she’s crazy.

def another theory of mine

I love Ashley S, but I can’t quite figure out if she is a willing participant in the whole ‘Is she crazy?’ narrative, or if she’s just unable/unwilling to address how fucked up it is that she’s being treated that way. When she talks about fellow contestants she is the most reasonable and respectful person. My best…

My thoughts re: crazy Ashley S.

E’Dena Hines was not exorcised. She was murdered, allegedly at the hands of her boyfriend. Which is much more mundane, and much more frightening.

Oh my god yes! I’ll be in batman boxers, a tank top, my Homer Simpson slippers, and have a torch in one hand & a rolled up news paper in another.

Well, more like three. One for the wealthy (and mostly white) upperclass. One for the white people with distinct class differences and then one for the vast majority of People of Color.

You should include them so more people read his work!

I wasn’t sure how many people would be familiar with him. He’s one of my favorite humans ever.

More Sherman Alexie tweets, s’il vous plait.