“Can we meet her?”

In my personal experience awkward (and messy) is the only kind of sex. With general feelings of shame afterwards.

I filmed an “extremely awkward sex scene” once. I was dating this guy for about 3-4 months when he set up his iPhone on a tripod on the bedside table. WTF? NOOOOOooooooo. “It’s just so I can watch it later,” he said. GTFO OF MY HOUSE, I said.

Our Maisie is all grown up, [sniff], it feels like it was just yesterday when she was stabbing her first ruffian in the gut...

My boyfriend Jason Bateman said the same thing.

Wait wait wait.

“nobody will ever be ablet o fact check this, that im dating one of the most famous people on the planet”

Tbh I’ve always felt like blood was always one of the less disgusting things to come out of my body and also less disgusting than Donald Trump.

I know, she can actually sing. I fully get that she is rebelling against the image Disney sort of forced on her. But I can’t wait till she becomes a little more about the music and a little less about the shock value. Some of her recent songs are just horrible. I don't care if she wants to walk around buck naked…

It’s sickening and sad to see Madonna post that picture. The things that man did to her are horrific and it appalls me the way so many people have shrugged it off or forgotten about it. As always, fuck Sean Penn.

It’s true.

99% positive she’s one of us

Dudes hate drama, unless it’s their drama.

Conan was robbed, but his TBS show is more fun anyway. - So Sayeth this “Dorkball Comedy Nerd!”

I just recently got to the “I don’t give a fuck” level about showing my pale fat body. It’s so freeing to be able to go the beach and not even be bothered by what people are thinking. I went with my sister recently and she refused to walk down the beach without her cover-up on, and it was so weird to think that would…

An ex invited me to a show she was DJing that began at 1 in the morning. As in, I would leave my house at 12am, and one hour after midnight IT WOULD START. Girl no, I am waaaaaaay to 30 for that shit.

That means nightly texts at 11pm that “everyone” is meeting at some shitty EDM bar and we totally have to come out!!1!

I was thinking about this - re the usual female feelings of fatness not fatness - and I realized that even when I actually was bone thin, ribs showing, I still thought I was obese. Now I am decidedly not super skinny anymore, actually do have fat, and I just don’t care because no matter what size I actually am, I am…

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.