tbf I would pay $500 in a heartbeat to have a sign over my bed that said abortion clinic

I kind of want one. I don’t have back pain or any medical problems, but I HATE how giant my boobs are. I’m a 34DD, and I hate that I can’t wear tops with built-in shelf bras or sports bras that don’t look like torture devices and cost $50+. However, I don’t have kid(s) yet, and I feel like pregnancy will fuck with…

Planned Parenthood saved my life by helping me get treatment for cancer. My husband volunteered as an escort when the Texas nuts were on full rage crazy. We need more people like Cecil Richards who unlike republicans is actually saving lives.

Planned Parenthood has prevented more abortions by providing birth control and women’s healthcare than any jackass right wing group ever has. Fuck those jerks.

I really despise the term “native american” because they were here before it was called america so it doesn’t even make any goddamn sense.

Romney still wins!

Hey, I voted for Obama in 2012 specifically to avoid this kind of thing! What the hell?!

I read There Is A Monster At The End Of This Book to my kids over and over, in my best Grover voice. Grover Rocks!!!

They did not, however, buy a villa from an old woman after getting off a gay tour bus and then fix it up as a way of coping with their failed marriage.

You're a terrible person and I love you.

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

you are a bad influence on me

Get Ed Sheeran’s tattoo.

But only in Kentucky. Apparently Joe can only fight on home turf.

Ugh, Joe is a fucking piece of shit with serious anger issues. The way he manipulated both Jonathan and Juelia makes me hope someone knocks his lights out before the show is over.

Yes. Joe is a grade A dick for doing all that to Jonathan, especially to Jonathan because he didn’t go that far with Mikey. It just rubs me so wrong after everything he had been saying, I know these people are pushed by producers but if it smells like shit then it probably is shit. His douchebaggery is not the kind…

To be fair, I’ve had many a famous admirers over the years:

Joe has some serious anger issues and needs to go. Poor Juelia. Also, watching Joe makeout with women is super disgusting.

I’m glad Jonathan called Joe out about that on the after show.

That’s impossible. Aladdin was my boyfriend from 1992-1999. See, here’s a picture he sent me.