“Writers Write People Who Are Like Real People” does seem like a low bar for praise.

“I’m so hungry I could eat an entire cow,” I said to my companions as I walked into Chipotle for the first time ever. I ordered and was handed what appeared to be an entire cow swaddled in a freshly made tortilla.

“You can find happiness in the smallest things in life.. Just look around you.”

LOL 4Ever

“Look at me raising awareness for these tri—NO. Don’t look at them! Look at MEEEEE!” - Boglarka

I LOVE YOU, WOLVERINE (even though you love Jean Grey, who is the worst).

I turned on the tv this morning and an Elastica video was playing.

I'd like to be you when I grow up. Checking on the ex is always a shove down a slippery slope.

Every time I look at Gillian Anderson, I move up another notch on the Kinsey scale.

Sure did! I was in a dark place then.

I stalked the blog of my ex’s new girlfriend for a whole year after he and I broke up.

I got really excited thinking this was a film adaptation of David Shafer’s Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (one of my favourite books from the last decade) and now I'm just...WTF??

I mean, if they were going to do a Kate & Allie reboot, I'd rather they just did Kater & Allier.

Fun Fact: the church where they’re planning on getting married was originally Moses’s fantasy football clubhouse.

YES. Any season. Any day. EVERY day, goddammit!

A Phoenix? Really? Ben Affleck, you can pull off a Jean Grey tattoo AT BEST.

Finally! We can shut those “Yes, but have you ever seen Lena Dunham and Lena Dunham in the same room?” conspiracy theorists up!

I will watch the shit out of this show. Maybe it can fill the search-for-the-next-Pussycat Doll-shaped hole in my heart.

My Jiminy Cricket is a tiny Diane Rehm who sits on my shoulder and asks the questions that really make me think.

If the Jubilee on the show isn’t the actual Jubilee from X-Men, I’ll quit this damn show.